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Sep 19
Stripping for Legal Fees
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The State commision of Illinois has suspended a DeKalb county lawyer after they found out that he was accepting “stripteases” as payment from a client after she accused him of inappropriately touching her during private sessions.

Though, this only happened after she recieved a bill for $7000 dollars and was only credited $534.

While strippers can usually cost you a small fortune if you’re not careful, they don’t even hold a candle to laywers.

Sorry Bubbles.

You can read the full story at the link…

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Sep 2

There should be a law against having an underage gymnast utter the words…

My tacos … the best! I love Ortega’s taco sauce, it makes my taco pop.”!”


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You could say that I have a dirty mind but what country are they living in that they don’t read the lines out loud once and realize how bad of a sexual innuendo it is.

Aug 5

This video clip is of a lawyer questioning a man on whether he can tell the difference in hand signals that might have been used in traffic as related to his case.

You can tell that the lawyer is having a little fun with the questioning much to the dismay of the other side.


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Was the lawyer out of order by doing so?

Does this seem very professional even though the vulgar hand signal might actually be relevant to the case?

How should the lawyer have handled it?

Aug 1
Sign of Confusion
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I’m still trying to figure out what this is warning against.

Do they want to keep you from urinating?

Maybe they want you to urinate but only in short bursts?

Even worse, this could be a threat as to what could happen to violators of the urinating rule.

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Jul 1
Even More Outdated Laws
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If there was ever a book that contained every law ever made, it would make the Bible look like a pamphlet.

Here are even more outdated laws.

In Kentucky, it’s the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.

In the State of Kansas, you’re not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

In New Jersey, cabbage can’t be sold on Sunday.

In Phoenix, Arizona, you can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

In Georgia, it’s against the law to spread a false rumor.

In West Virginia, one can’t cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Texas, it is still a “hanging offense” to steal cattle.

What’s funnier, the thought that these are real or that there was ever really a need for some of them?

May 28
Go Sue Yourself
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It’s an old case but a funny one.

A case of a man who wears too many hats.

You gotta love when people who get too greedy get what they deserve.

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Alton attorney Emert Wyss thought he could make money in a Madison County class action lawsuit, but he accidentally sued himself instead. Now he has four law firms after his money - and he hired all four.

Wyss’s boomerang litigation started in 2002, when he invited Carmelita McLaughlin to his office at 1600 Washington St. in Alton. Acting as her attorney when she bought a home in Alton and when she refinanced it, on both occasions she had chosen Centerre Title–a company that Wyss owned–to close her loans.

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Apr 16
Guess the Crime
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Guess the Crime!

Wheels

  1. Evading Police
  2. Aggravated Assault
  3. Excessive Speeds

Lobe

  1. Driving with a Suspended License
  2. Assault with a Deadly Earlobe
  3. Failure to appEAR

Goonie

  1. Attempted Theft of One-Eyed Willies’ Treasure
  2. Wrongful Imprisonment of a Sloth
  3. Obtaining Property with a Worthless Check

Skeletor

  1. Domestic Battery on Beastman
  2. Domestic Battery
  3. Attempted Murder of all people of Eternia

Vanilla

  1. Stopping
  2. Collaborating
  3. Spousal Abuse

All of these awesome mugshots found on MugshotDujour.com

Apr 10
Law School in a Box
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If only it was this simple.

Law School in a box.

law box

Because it would save alot of people from going to prison and recieving this one.

box of rape