Here is a personal law I’d like to enact immediately.
“Muffin-top” is a generally pejorative, slang term used to describe the phenomenon of overhanging flesh when it spills over the waistline of trousers or skirt in a manner that resembles the top of a muffin spilling over its paper casing. This generally occurs when an individual wears low-rise, hip-hugger pants, or midriff-baring tops that are too small.
This calls for fines or at least an immediate removal from public view.
Repeat offenders should be made to wear only burlap sacks.