College Law Student

The real reason to go to law school
Apr 16
Guess the Crime
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Guess the Crime!

Wheels

  1. Evading Police
  2. Aggravated Assault
  3. Excessive Speeds

Lobe

  1. Driving with a Suspended License
  2. Assault with a Deadly Earlobe
  3. Failure to appEAR

Goonie

  1. Attempted Theft of One-Eyed Willies’ Treasure
  2. Wrongful Imprisonment of a Sloth
  3. Obtaining Property with a Worthless Check

Skeletor

  1. Domestic Battery on Beastman
  2. Domestic Battery
  3. Attempted Murder of all people of Eternia

Vanilla

  1. Stopping
  2. Collaborating
  3. Spousal Abuse

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Apr 15

Here is a personal law I’d like to enact immediately.

muffintop

“Muffin-top” is a generally pejorative, slang term used to describe the phenomenon of overhanging flesh when it spills over the waistline of trousers or skirt in a manner that resembles the top of a muffin spilling over its paper casing. This generally occurs when an individual wears low-rise, hip-hugger pants, or midriff-baring tops that are too small.

This calls for fines or at least an immediate removal from public view.

Repeat offenders should be made to wear only burlap sacks.

Apr 10
Law School in a Box
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If only it was this simple.

Law School in a box.

law box

Because it would save alot of people from going to prison and recieving this one.

box of rape

Apr 9
Sagging Justice
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The fashion of wearing ones pants much lower than the pants companies ever designed them for has seen a decline in most areas of the country in the past few years but lately it seems that some areas still think its a problem.

So much so that they have been trying to pass laws against it.

That is one case that I would love take on.

Do you think “Sagging Pant” should be something you could get fined or even arrested for?

Apr 8
First Off…
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I want to welcome everyone (anyone) who has discovered this blog.

This thing is going to be my place for rants, thoughts, humor and everyday going-ons.

I never know what is gonna happen in this life of college, law and just being a regular/slightly irregular student.

To start off I would like to invite anyone who has stories of their Law Student experiences to feel free and contribute.

You can email me HERE with whatever you want or just leave a comment.